Overheard Near a Master of the Universe

• Posted by chicagosean
• on May 11th, 2012

Somewhere in Connecticut:

Housewife/Socialite: Oh Dear, Glad you’re home! You’ll never guess what what happened to Martha at the club today. She ordered the tuna salad, but the waiter brought chicken salad! Can you believe that? Everyone knows Martha hates chicken. The nerve! Omigod, then… Susan showed up with a gawd awful new necklace. She seemed so proud of it. None of us had the heart to tell her our shoes cost more than that silly eyesore. I could go on an on, silly me. How was your day, Honey?

Husband/JP Morgan Executive: Eh… I just found out I’m responsible for a $2 Billion loss. No big whoop. Tell me more about your day.

/end scene/

 

$JPM

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